You know you've joked about it. One kid did it:
[Boy] tired of having his Mountain Dew stolen by a bully, filled the MD bottle in his backpack with urine and then watched in delight as the bully greedily helped himself to a big bottle.
Way to go, right?
Now the bully's family is threatening to sue. Over being a big dummy, I suppose? Just desserts had too much awesome sauce on top?
What?
Sometimes I hate the world we live in. If my kid were the little pee-sipping theif, I'd tell him he got what he deserved.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised this hasn't turned into a debate over letting adolescents drink Mt. Dew. People are so anal.
But thanks for sharing! It'll make me smile all day!
A delightful comeuppance!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Bethany. I definitely am the kind of mom who would say, "That's what you get for stealing other people's stuff" .. but then again, maybe that's why my kids weren't big a__ bullies either!
ReplyDeleteJulie @ Knitting and Sundries
Sweet retribution! I agree the bully got what he deserved and I hope that little dew deed left a bad taste in his mouth!
ReplyDeleteAt first, I thought this was something you were writing into one of your books. It's even funnier in real life!
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