Sunday, February 13, 2011
Even the cat laughed at me
Cats are so stupid. Climbing up things that they can't climb down from.
So, last night, the smoke detector started beeping. Battery, more than likely. The problem was that this detector is on the ceiling, with only a small ledge to reach it from.
It's ten pm; I don't want to disturb anyone — I'm limber. I built a platform of chairs and step stool, and climbed right up and changed the battery.
Looked down.
Boy, did I ever want to meow.
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What would happen...
If you gave an attention-shy twelve year old boy an embarrassing pet: Get kicked out of town? Make the baseball team? Both? Read all about it in NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE.
Lovely post, hope you and cat are in one piece.
ReplyDelete@Carole
ReplyDeleteYeah, I got rescued. I'll never make fun of cats again!
I've so been there. At a very short 5'1 I tend to think I can climb anywhere to get what I need (counters, tall ladders). You absolutely can't look down. It's not the same as getting up there. (Hugs)Indigo
ReplyDelete@Indigo
ReplyDeleteI'm the parent at the playground who climbs the jungle gym with his kids. I totally thought I had this.
Nope.
Don't...look....down....EVER!
ReplyDeleteThe great Wallendqvist.
ReplyDelete@Martin,
ReplyDeleteI know, right?
@JaxPop
ReplyDeleteMy dreams of competitive parkour — dashed!