Embarrassing his kids by writing for their age bracket.
Wow. Those are some creative kids! I love it. Makes me feel a little ashamed of the crap I gave my parents as a kid.
Better tools, my friend. Not better love.
If you gave an attention-shy twelve year old boy an embarrassing pet: Get kicked out of town? Make the baseball team? Both? Read all about it in NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE.