Saturday, June 5, 2010
How do you stuff an underage bikini?
Kinda catches your attention, doesn't it? Even though nobody is inside. Now imagine that your thirteen year old daughter is wearing this two-piece, sluicing down the ole slip and slide. Boys galore.
We have to have that talk, Sparkly.
What would happen...
If you gave an attention-shy twelve year old boy an embarrassing pet: Get kicked out of town? Make the baseball team? Both? Read all about it in NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE.