Tuesday, July 27, 2010
I'm So Vain
Ahhhh! My waistband's too tight. My God, I'm going to have to double my running miles. Cut out cupcakes. Dump the extreme buttered popcorn. Join a gym. Does my HMO cover liposuction? Maybe.
I just over cinched my belt.
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What would happen...
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