Tuesday, July 27, 2010

I'm So Vain

Ahhhh! My waistband's too tight. My God, I'm going to have to double my running miles. Cut out cupcakes. Dump the extreme buttered popcorn. Join a gym. Does my HMO cover liposuction? Maybe.



I just over cinched my belt.

This moment of vanity panic was brought to you by PV Lundqvist. For the very finest in male narcissism. Your preferred choice.


  1. OMG, you men. I haven't had buttered popcorn or a cupcake since 1993.

  2. I just saw an infomercial on TV the other day for extenders you can put on your jeans that will allow you to add to sizes to the waist. I am seriously considering making the purchase...should I order another set for you too?

  3. @Natalie

    Yes, please. And a fun-house mirror for my bathroom.


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