Saturday, August 7, 2010
Diary of a Dadurday
7:05 I can hear baby babble. Why is his mother still sleeping?
7:07 Oh, yeah. It's Dadurday: The day mom sleeps in.
7:09 What's does Gummybear eat? Hey, honey...oops.
7:10 I remember a mushy bowl of...stuff. Like a paste. Flour?
7:11 *snaps fingers* Babies drink milk. Yeah, that's what they do.
7:12 Where are the sippy cups? Hey, honey...oops.
7:13 More coffee!
7:14 It's been hours.
7:15 There goes a banana. Now what do I do?
7:16 Baby is banging on the bedroom door.
7:17 No instructions written anywhere.
7:19 Still banging. Now using a block.
7:20 I wonder if she's okay?
7:21 I should go in there. And bring the baby.
7:22 *opens door* Hey, honey...oops.
What would happen...
If you gave an attention-shy twelve year old boy an embarrassing pet: Get kicked out of town? Make the baseball team? Both? Read all about it in NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE.