Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wondering Why Baby Can't Sleep
Now that baby lives in the woods, he misses the sounds of the city. So we got him a sound machine.
It goes: Do Dee Dum, Do Dee Dum.
After he got a cough, we got him a vaporizer.
It goes: Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
He misses the lighting from the streetlights, so we got him a night light. Hey, why not two?
So when baby couldn't sleep the other night, I entered his room.
Do Dee Dum! Whoosh, whoosh! Do Dee Dum! I read baby Goodnight Moon by night light.
I don't know why baby can't sleep.
Maybe he misses the night life? Next week I'm installing a disco ball.
What would happen...
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