Sunday, February 13, 2011
Even the cat laughed at me
Cats are so stupid. Climbing up things that they can't climb down from.
So, last night, the smoke detector started beeping. Battery, more than likely. The problem was that this detector is on the ceiling, with only a small ledge to reach it from.
It's ten pm; I don't want to disturb anyone — I'm limber. I built a platform of chairs and step stool, and climbed right up and changed the battery.
Boy, did I ever want to meow.
What would happen...
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